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Its a dog’s life after all..

Nothing Interesting to talk about, No 50 paise losses made, No reason for this blog post either.  Found an Interesting Email forward, I could have forwarded it, but that would add a no of email id’s that spammers could use 😀 So here it is for people who may be interested in reading it. Also following the Email is some interesting statistics about my blog. I’m not showing off, It’s just something interesting i wanted to show. Anyways here is the Email..

A butcher watching over his shop is really surprised when he saw a dog coming inside the shop. He shoos him away. But later, the dog is back again. So, he goes over to the dog and notices he has a note in his mouth.

He takes the note and it reads “Can I have 12 sausages and a leg of lamb,please. The dog has money in his mouth, as well”.

The butcher looks inside and, behold, a ten dollar note. So he takes the money and puts the sausages and lamb in a bag, placing it in the dog’s mouth.

The butcher is so impressed, and since it’s about closing time, he decides to shut up shop and follow the dog. So off he goes.

The dog is walking down the street when he comes to a level crossing. The dog puts down the bag, jumps up and presses the button.

Then he waits patiently, bag in mouth, for the lights to turn. They do, and he walks across the road, with the butcher following him all the way.

The dog then comes to a bus stop, and starts looking at the timetable. The butcher is in awe at this stage. The dog checks out the times, and then sits on one of the seats provided.

Along comes a bus. The dog walks around to the front, looks at the number, and goes back to his seat. Another bus comes. Again the dog goes and looks at the number, notices it’s the right bus, and climbs on.

The butcher, by now, open-mouthed, follows him onto the bus. The bus travels through the town and out into the suburbs, the dog looking at the scenery.

Eventually he gets up, and moves to the front of the bus. He stands on 2 back paws and pushes the button to stop the bus. Then he gets off, his groceries still in his mouth.

Well, dog and butcher are walking along the road, and then the dog turns into a house.

He walks up the path, and drops the groceries on the step. Then he walks back down the path, takes a big run, and throws himself against the door.

He goes back down the path, runs up to the door and again, it throws himself against it.

There’s no answer at the house, so the dog goes back down the path, jumps up on a narrow wall, and walks along the perimeter of the garden. He gets to the window, and beats his head against it several times, walks back, jumps off, and waits at the door.

The butcher watches as a big guy opens the door, and starts abusing the dog, kicking him and punching him, and swearing at him.

The butcher runs up, and stops the guy. “What in heaven’s name are you doing? The dog is a genius. He could be on TV, for the life of me!” to which the guy responds:

“You call this clever? This is the second time this week that this stupid dog’s forgotten his key.”

—-Moral of the story—-
You may continue to exceed onlooker’s expectations but shall always fall short of the boss’s expectations! ! It’s dog’s life after all………

It’s a dog’s life is it not? Everyone of us is going through this every single day. Anyways, Here are some stats(Click to Enlarge, It’s half shown here).

U already think I’m showing off right? Nah.. That’s not the case.. No more stats will i present. The intresting part about it is that my blog recieved page views of 127, 148 views on 14 October 2008 and 15 October 2008 respectively. It was a shock to me. What the Hell! I never managed to have views in a single day over 100, this time it’s almost touched 150!

I investigated a bit more in the stats, Thankfully wordpress allows access to a lot of stats by default. I found that most views on the blog were related to BIGTV,TataSky and other blogs related to it. That was no different, My blog has had views mostly because of content relating to these topics.

What Search Terms led the user’s to my blog? ‘Mahatma Gandhi’.. Yes, mahatma, Gandhi, Who is Mahatma gandhi, Independence etc were used to direct the user to my blog. Haha.. See what happens when u feature Mahatma Gandhi on ur blog! 😀

The only sad part about it is that wordpress does not record any traces of the user unless they leave comments. I have had 70 views as of now, using the same search terms. I tried using the same terms on google, but did not manage to find my blog.. But the views on my blog were mainly because of the search terms.. If that user is reading this blog, please leave a comment; I would appreciate it. I wonder if it is really from a user, or is just a bot trying to extract information relating to MK Gandhi. Or is somebody looking to finish off their school homework. Thanks to every single reader who contributes to the daily page views, which stands at ‘6361’ now.

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Kunal

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  1. Ambika
    October 25, 2008 at 12:13 pm

    Lol.. an interesting doggy with an even-more interesting Owner!!
    Very true, people always fall short of other’s expectations!!!

    As for your stats, I think you should concentrate only on Tata Sky!! 😀
    So what it invites a few angry employees, you get a lot of traffic!!
    How about changing it to “tatasky.cribbing@wordpress.com” 😀

    Ambika

  2. LVS
    October 25, 2008 at 10:52 pm

    you know what?
    we could be in the same scandal as Harry Potter and Hari Puttar,
    for others, see here

    ~LVS

  3. Ambika
    October 26, 2008 at 12:13 am

    looooooooolzzz….. 😀
    Wow!!!

  4. Kunal
    October 29, 2008 at 8:25 am

    @Ambika..

    Haha.. Whatever i feel will be here.. If Anyone has problems with it u need to justify.. 😉

    @LVS..
    This is a better way of making a blog popular than going to one’s system and making them read! Hehe 😀

    For others who dont know LVS.. He’s a colleague of mine.. We are college mates too.. Nice person.. Blogs all abput Firefox, Linux and Anti-Microsoft!

    Kunal

  5. LVS
    October 29, 2008 at 8:38 am

    @Kunal
    thanks for the (mis)publicity!
    firefox, linux and anti-m$ take 1 post each on my blog! rest are random stuff!!

  6. Kunal
    October 29, 2008 at 8:42 am

    @LVS..

    I was talking about posting link in the comments.. That’s how i get most of my readers.. Nothing personal mann!

    About FF and M$ (This pretty much talks about Anti MS).. I was trying to tell ki u more into the tech stuff..

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