Home > Cricket, Funny, IPL, Sport, Television > Cricket Tadka Marke !!

Cricket Tadka Marke !!

The funny side of cricket. Videos added to the end of the post. Enjoy!

Funny Pictures: Courtesy Amul












SPORTS@#$%, The only magazine dedicated to Sledging!!

ChicInfo : The Only magazine where every page is a page 3.

SportsFlop : Sports News you can choose to Lose.

Dropped From Ad's

Cricket Stock Exchange

Bid For the Best!

PETA (People for Ethical Treatment of Aged cricketers)

Rare Photo of Steve Bucknor!

Cricket's Ravana

Winners get to use the 'F' word for 10 days, It has been copyrighted to Mr. Andrew Symonds


Some Jokes that were forwarded from a friend:

Email Id’s Of Indian Cricket Players (Old is Gold)

1. LAXMAN: available@home-only.com
2. GANGULY: nowdays@no_use.com
3. KUMBLE: only@test_match.com
4. SACHIN: admitted@hospital.com
5. KAIF: good@for_nothing.com
6. SEHWAG: consistently@out_of_form.com
7. DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com
8. PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_kenya.com
9. GREG CHAPPELL: only_experiment@noresult.com
10.Munaf Patel: onlyline&length@nospeed.com
11.Harbhajan Singh: no_spinpitch@nowicket.com
12.Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@god_knows.com


New Words Added to the Dictionary:

Bucknor: (n) (adj)
1. Temporary blindness leading to missing out on the obvious.
2. To be at the wrong place at the wrong time.
3. Situations leading to grave judgmental errors.
Usage: I feel bucknored by my boss; Life often throws a bucknor at you.

Benson: (n) (adj)
1. Something that legitimises a severe bucknor.
Usage: First they bucknored me and then they bensoned it! I am toast.
Also see Bucknor


Rules For Playing In Australia
Here are some Rules for playing Cricket in Australia (or with Australia)

(1) Ricky Ponting – (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

(2) While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 meter distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be seeked from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

(3) While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.

(4) UMPIRES should consider a huge bonus if an AUSTRALIAN player scores a century. Any wrong decisions can be ignored as they will be paid huge bonus and will receive the backing of the AUSTRALIAN team and board.


Funny Video in Cricket, Featuring Ronnie Irani(England), Nassir Hussain(England) in a guest appearance and a crowd full of Junior artists.

Another Video: Top 10 dismissals


Like the Blog post? Subscribe to the RSS Feed by Email.
Rate this Blog? Click here!.
Kunal
About these ads
Categories: Cricket, Funny, IPL, Sport, Television Tags: , ,
  1. November 14, 2010 at 8:56 pm | #1

    there are so many funny videos on the internet to watch, i can laugh all day watching funny videos ,;;

  2. August 13, 2011 at 12:36 am | #2

    Cricket Tadka Marke !! My Ways of expressing Myself..

  3. September 8, 2011 at 1:00 am | #3

    Exceptional website. A lot of useful facts here. So i am mailing it to a couple good friends ans also revealing in delicious. And lastly, good sweat!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 26 other followers

%d bloggers like this: