How to get a girl: Pick up lines

This one is the follow up post to Funny Status messages. Here i present my collection of even funnier pick up lines.

• Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.

• I saw a flower this morning and I thought it was the most beautiful thing I’ve ever seen until a gazed upon you.

• I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.

• If you were a pill I’d overdose.

• You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.

• When I saw your face I thought I died and went to heaven.

• I never believed in miracles until I saw you

• The average person falls in love 7 times before marriage. Baby, you’re my lucky seven.

• Hey you almost killed me! (what did I do?) I saw you and forgot how to breathe.

• You know your good enough to give my last name to

• Yesterday, I tried to paint you, but I couldn’t… the colors weren’t beautiful enough.

• I was blinded by your beauty so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

• Are you a new type of candy because your so sweet.

• Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!

• Hi, I make more money than you can spend.

• Baby did you fart, ’cause you blow me away!
  

• Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]… I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams

• Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say…”I’m not really this tall….I’m sitting on my Wallet.”

• Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

• You know what? Your eyes are the same color as my Porsche.

• Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?

• If I was God I’d make the world revolve around you.

• I would buy you a drink but I’d be jealous of the glass.

• (You) Can I borrow your cell phone? (Her) Sure why? (You) I need to phone heaven and tell God I found the missing angel!

• If your looking fo the right person in your life…here I am!

• “You remind me of cheese…”I LIKE cheese.”

• Global warming? You’re the cause.

• “Can I have your autograph?” [Why?] “Well you are Miss America aren’t you?”

• Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

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Kunal Janu

PS: Use at your own risk, I personally have not tested any of them as yet.