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Some Wonderful Lines

This time i have no idea of boring people with my imaginations, therefore i have decided to copy paste some of the funny one liners that i found on the internet. Some of them are really funny, while the others can be used to abuse a few :p (Most of them stand good as status messages).

  • The reason a dog has so many friends is that he wags his tail instead of his tongue.
  • Always listen to your wife, she gives sound advice : 99% Sound and 1% Advice….
  • I live in my own little world. But its okay, they know me here.
  • As u grow older ur secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either
  • Forget Health Food. I’m at an age where i need all the preservatives i can get.
  • My take home pay doesn’t ven take me home.
  • I would be unstoppable. If i could just get started.
  • Reason I joined IT: I believed in the Bhagwad Geeta principle : karm karo , phal ki ichha na karo.
  • Reason I joined IT:Everything in life has a reason; i wanted to prove it wrong.
  • Mat pee sharab galib masjid mein baith kar..Ek hi botal hai, kahin khuda na mang Le
  • A day without sunshine is like, night.
  • Always try to be modest and be proud of it!
  • Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them,    you’re a mile away and you have their shoes.
  • Death is hereditary.
  • Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.
  • Don’t drink and drive. You might hit a bump and spill your drink.
  • Don’t piss me off! I’m running out of places to hide the bodies.
  • Double your drive space. Delete Windows!
  • Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
  • Friends may come and go, but enemies tend to accumulate. What u prefer??
  • Get a new car for your spouse; it’ll be a great trade!
  • I get enough exercise just pushing my luck.
  • I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?
  • If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again; it was probably worth it.
  • Learn from your parents’ mistakes: use birth control.
  • Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener.
  • Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
  • Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
  • The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
  • What is a free gift? Aren’t all gifts free?
  • When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why.
  • We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
  • My friend recently explained to me why he refuses to get to married. He says “the wedding rings look like minature handcuffs…..”
  • Love is holding hands in the street.Marriage is holding arguments in the street.
  • Love is cuddling on a sofa.Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.
  • Love is going to bed early.Marriage is going to sleep early.
  • Tv has no place in love.Marriage is a fight for remote control.
  • Why do couples hold hands during their wedding? It’s a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!
  • Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye? Son: Mujhe chand jai is biwi chahiye, Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
  • These are only a few, I have a lot more of them, Do come back for more.

Do come back for more, I have many more I’d like to update :D

Have any? Post them in the comments :)

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  1. November 25, 2008 at 7:28 pm

    I have quite a few.. I would post them soon..

    Btw, I just decided to have a look at your posts. And as for you, you would sure love to have comments on suchhhh old posts :)

  2. July 25, 2009 at 6:24 pm

    i love to have such comments in my mail

  3. May 5, 2012 at 9:26 am

    Hey!! nice site! and a nice list of sayings and stuff. keep it up.

  4. raghau
    May 8, 2012 at 10:36 pm

    SOME ARE PRETTY GOOD

  5. rakesh
    April 29, 2013 at 2:07 pm

    Waao !!!!!!

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